Ngubani owaziyo ukuphoqeka okupholileyo ngosuku lokuzalwa?

Ngubani owaziyo ukuphoqeka okupholileyo ngosuku lokuzalwa?

  • Izinto zokuphola ezipholileyo zezi:

    • Umdlalo we-Qu; Crocodile -Ilinye lenza igama, elinye libonise kwaye wonke umntu uqikelela eli gama
    • Umdlalo Qu; Inyaniso okanye isenzo; -Umntu ukhetha enye yeendlela anokuthi azikhethele zona, ukuba ukhetha i-Qu; Truequot; Le mpendulo ngokungazenzisiyo kumbuzo obuzwe buze, kwaye ukuba ngaba;
    • Umnqweno woMdlalo
  • Kukho isicelo kwiGoogle Play quot; Fancyquot ;. Kulungele ukuyisebenzisa, imisebenzi emininzi enomdla)))

  • Kumdlalo uya kudinga iibhaluni rhoqo, ngaphakathi apho kukho amanqaku anemisebenzi elula, umzekelo, ukwenza intetho egudileyo yokuhlonipha inkwenkwe yokuzalwa, ukudlala umdaniso wamantshontsho amancinci, ukwenza umzekeliso, ukuhlekisa, ukucula iculo elithi; njl.

    Iibhola ezitshutshisiweyo kufuneka zixhonywa kwigumbi, kwaye ngamnye othathe inxaxheba kufuneka akhethe ibhola.

  • Ngapha koko, eneneni kukho amaqhinga amaninzi apholileyo. Ukhetho oluncinci kum olususela kweminye imithombo kwi-Intanethi:

    Into ephambili kukuba izinto zokuphulukana kufuneka kube zihlekisayo kwaye zingakhubekisi, zilula kwaye zikhuselekile, ongayi kuba nazintloni ukukukhumbula kamva =) Umhle!

  • Nali icebiso lam, ukhetho oluncinci:

    Phuza iglasi yevodka ngaphandle koncedo lwezandla

    Thetha izivakalisi ezi-5 uqala ngegama endilifunayo

    Khwaza kwi-balcony yabantu! Ndiyakuthanda!

    Thetha ulwimi olujijayo ngokukhawuleza

    Tsalela umnxeba kwinombolo yefowuni engacacanga kwaye Prank umntu kwelinye icala le ucingo

    Manga umntu oguqa ngamadolo kuwe

    Khange wonke umntu

    Yitsho unobumba u-Qu; ngomlomo ovulekileyo

    Thatha isithombe seqela esingaqhelekanga

    Sela isisu nommelwane kwicala elifanelekileyo lesivini; kwi-brudershaftquot;

    Wonke umntu uyasela

    Utsho nge toast

    Halala intombazana yokuzalwa

    Yenza umthambo wokuzalwa uphumle

    Yondla wonke umntu ngaphandle kwesipuni

    Tsiba amaxesha angama-20

    Thatha umfanekiso njenge-TP

    Phuza iiglasi ezintathu ze-vodka kwimizuzwana eyi-15

    Yitya imifuno okanye iziqhamo ngaphandle kwezandla

    Ngoku uza kufakwa amehlo kwaye unikwe izinto ezi-3. Ndiyazi ukuba yintoni

    Zibonisa jigurdu

    Suta icuba

    Ukukhotha umqolo wakho

    Cama wonke umntu esihlathini

    Yitya i-3 wedges lemon

    Yitya isonka

    Ngokuphindaphindiweyo izihlandlo ezihlanu: USasha uhambe kwindlela enkulu kwaye uncanca isomisi

    Intombazana yokuzalwa yeHug

    Yitsho i toast ukubhiyozela

    Yenza imilebe

    Ukuluma ummelwane ngendlebe yasekhohlo

    Wonke umntu makacule ingoma yentombazana yokuzalwa eyonwabileyo yokuzalwa

    Blindfold uqikelela ukuchukumisa kwabo bonke abakhoyo

    Yonke ingokuhlwa ukubiza iqhawe lomsitho UKUPhakama kwakho

    Chaza iimpawu ezi-5 ezilungileyo kakhulu zentombazana yokuzalwa

    Thatha ifoto eneempawu ezahlukeneyo

    Thatha ifoto yokuncancisa intombazana yokuzalwa

    Emntwini ohleli ngasekunene kwendlebe ikhula ibrrrrrrrrrr

  • kwinkampani eyondliweyo, kunokuba yinto enomdla kakhulu ukubuza ukuba ngubani; yifunde apha

  • Njengoko ndiyayiqonda, sifuna izinto zokuphulukana nezinto eziya kwenziwa ngabaphulukisi kukhuphiswano.

    I-loser ingaya kwi-balcony kwaye icule ingoma ingoma; Ndikhululekile! Quot ;, iingalo zoluliwe.

    Ungayibeka ibhulukhwe yemidlalo elahlekileyo kwiibhulukhwe, ubeke i-T-shirt yakho kwijethi yakho, unamathelise iphepha elinombhalo ocaphukileyo; Ndiyimbaleki; .baleka ujikeleze isitrato esijikeleze indlu.

    Okanye umntu olahlekelwe esitratweni kufuneka avume uthando lwayo kwintombazana, ukuba yintombazana, ke kwigorha.

  • Umhlobo kungekudala uza kuba nomhla wokuzalwa, ukuze ukonwabisa iindwendwe emva kwenxalenye ecekeceke yeholide, unokubonelela ngemidlalo eyahlukeneyo, umzekelo, ukudlala umdlalo wamanqindi kumnandi kakhulu kumbhiyozo wosuku lokuzalwa. Iqulethe ekuzalisekeni kwemisebenzi (iiphantoms), ezilungiselelwe kwangaphambili kwaye zibhalwe kumaphepha agqunywe. Umdlali ngokungakhethi ukhupha i-phantom ngaphandle kwebhokisi kwaye ayiphumeze.

    Zonke iindwendwe azidingi ukwazi ukuba ziphi na inxaxheba zomthathi-nxaxheba othile, njengoko kuba njalo nokuba nomdla ngakumbi. Nangona kunjalo, kwabanye abantu, ezinye zeengcinga ezinokubukeka zinzima, ungabhala igama elithi SILENT okanye ALMOND ngaphambi komsebenzi ngamnye, ngokuxhomekeka kubunzima, ukuze icace gca ukuba ungazifundela ngokwakho okanye hayi. Kwaye uyicacisele abadlali. Sikucebisa ukuba ufunde isicatshulwa esimnandi emva kokugqitywa.Kwacetyiswa ukuba ugqibezele umsebenzi ngaphandle kokulungiselela okukhethekileyo kunye nokubonakalisa, impromptu.

    Yenza oku kulandelayo kuphulukane kuphela nabantu abanoburharha kunye nomnqweno wokuzonwabisa wena kunye nabanye!

    • Yazisa wonke umntu okhoyo kwiqhawe lomnyhadala! Thetha malunga neempawu ezintle zendoda yokuzalwa enesikrokro, kunye neempawu ezimbi (ukubamba, ukubetha, ukusela, ukutshaya, ukusebenzisa i-mat, njl. Njl.)

    ngoncumo ebusweni bakhe kwaye wanikina intloko.

    • Ukudumisa izitya kwitafile yemibhiyozo njengoko babeza kwenza kwiVenkile engqengqelweni.
    • Ngequbuliso, kwabonakala kuwe ukuba ungumphathi wale nkqubo Kwilizwe lezilwanyana nakwindawo ojikeleze kuyo ugcwele umdla wezilwanyana (iindwendwe), sixelele ngazo.
    • Yitsho ngokuvuyisana, usitsho onke amagama ngendlela elandelelana.
    • Ungusihlalo wefama edibeneyo. Kwitafile yokucekecwa eqokelele iilekisi, umalusi, umqhubi wetrektara, ityali yomnyama, njl. Nika wonke umntu induku kwaye ubenze baxele. Kodwa emva kwentetho nganye, kunye negama elinye, vuyisa umdla kwinto ebeyithethile.
    • Phatha abadlali abaliqela ngezitya ezahlukeneyo, ngokungathi uzise izipho kwinkqubo yeMimangaliso.
    • Kumntu ongamaziyo kwiholide ufumana umntakwenu. Ngovuyo ubaleke wam hug kwaye uxelele wonke umntu ibali lakho ngokungathi ukhathazekile (ulusu, imbonakalo yobuso).
    • Dumisani iqhawe lesini somnxeba.
    • Ukwenza i squats, khawuleza ufunde ulwimi olujijekileyo kathathu ngokulandelelana.kufutshane nomqolomba induli kunye neendawo ezipholileyo, ndihlala kwinduli, ndiyayilungisa.
    • Nika isincomo kulo naliphi na ilungu lomzimba lomdlali ngamnye kwaye wamanga kule ndawo. Amalungu omzimba awaphindwanga!

    KAKUHLE LUCK NO MERRY HOLIDAY !!! KUVELA KUPHELA!

  • 1) unqwenelela iqhawe lomsitho: ukuchaza iminqweno ebandakanya amagama amathathu nesiqalo (oko kukuthi, igama lokuqala lomnqweno ngamnye) unobumba wegama. Umzekelo; Irina

    Ndinqwenela

    • ubomi obude obunomdla
    • ohloniphayo ongummelwane oqondayo
    • Umyeni onothando
    • iiakhawunti ezininzi zemali
    • intambo yedayimani yakudala

    2) yonke ingokuhlwa ukubiza iqhawe lomsitho Ukuphakama kwakho

    3) ixesha ngalinye esidlangalaleni buza i-BT "imvume yokusela endebeni";

    4) Ukuthetha izihlandlo ezininzi umnqweno ofanayo we-BT eneemvakalelo ezahlukeneyo;

    • nothando
    • Nosizi
    • daniswa
    • ngomsindo
    • ukudala itywina lemfihlakalo

    I-5) bonisa ngokuthinta i-5 yeempawu ezilungileyo ze-BT, kuyo yonke into engabonakaliyo isela isohlwayo

    I-6) Ukubonakalisa ixesha labantu abayi-5 abavela kwinkampani edibeneyo okanye i-5 yezopolitiko zasekhaya okanye i-5 yabadlali basekhaya abaza kukhetha kuyo.

    I-7) yazisa ixesha laseMoscow rhoqo ngemizuzu eyi-15

    I-8) emva kwe-toast nganye, khwaza kakhulu I-TRAM PAM PAM PAM okanye i-CHA CHA CHA

    9) Thetha imibongo ngokuhlwa konke

    10) Ukuxela ixesha langoku malunga nokudibana kwakhe ne-BT, ukuba akukho mntu uqikayo - kulungile

  • 1.Umdlali ngamnye ubhala ephepheni lomsebenzi omnye. la magqabi aqokelelwa kwaye axutywa. Kwaye ngamnye wabadlali kufuneka aqokelele isixa esinye sezinto ezizezakhe, emva koko umbhexeshi ukhupha nayiphi na impahla yokunxiba kunye neqhekeza elinye elinento yayo, kufuneka awugqibile lo msebenzi, kwaye ayeke abadlali babhale eyahlukileyo kakhulu, imisebenzi epholileyo, kodwa ungalibali (lo msebenzi unokuthi awenzele)))

    2.Fanta nomdlaloAbadlali abakwisangjikelezo bahlala phantsi badlulisa umdlalo ocacileyo ukusuka kwisandla ukuya kwesinye, loo mdlali ezandleni zakhe umdlalo uphumezileyo ugcwalisa umnqweno jikelele wabo bonke abadlali.

    3.Umnye umdlali oza nemibuliso yokuzalwa, ukuze onke amagama aqale ngoonobumba P no-G, omnye ngoonobumba u-C no-B, kunjalo, njl njl.

    4. ** Kwaye ungabhala imisebenzi kwangaphambili ngokwakho kwaye ngokuthe chu ngorhatya, usabele wonke umntu okhoyo kule misebenzi: **

    -Umdaniso oluhlekisayo namhlanje, sijanisa umdaniso;

    -kuye itikiti, umsebenzi okulo, ukwakha indlu yendoda yokuzalwa, kodwa hayi kwiibhodi kwaye ngaphandle kwezikhonkwane, sakhele indlu yeendwendwe;

    -Ukuba unetreyi yomgubo, kukho ipipi kuyo, ungayichukumisi ngesandla sakho, ukhuphe umntwana emlonyeni wakho)

    -Uyathandana, ungqine, kwaye uluvume uthando lwakho, kungekuphela kuye okanye kuye, kodwa kwibhakethi elivuthayo okanye (embizeni)

    -I-mache-ndevu ikhula, uyakhwaza PHI APHA AMAZWI AM! (Esitratweni)

    -ingemi apha, kodwa ingqele iyakonwabisa))))

    -nantsi into enjalo kuwe, iapile iwele esityeni, awusicaphukisi, kodwa sukuchama izandla zakho, ubambe iapile ngomlomo, ubukele ntoni, qala

    -Ukusenza sonke sihleke kufuneka siguqule ubuso bethu (ubuso obu-7 obahlukeneyo)

    -I (igama lentombazana yokuzalwa) ndisohlwaye ukuba isihlwele sizakuhleka apha, ndizophuma ndiye embindini weholo ndilibazise inkaba

  • Okokuqala, kufuneka ukhethe izinto zokuhluthwa abathathi-nxaxheba kumsitho, kwimidla yabo nakwindlela abazonwabisa ngayo. Jonga lo mthombo kunye nolu nxibelelwano, kukho ukhetho lwemisebenzi, imidlalo yamaqela kuyo yonke incasa nokukhethwa. Unokufunda nokungeniswa kweli qela.

    I-Fanta kunye nemisebenzi ziyilelwe kakuhle. Ngemisebenzi, lungisa yonke into oyifunayo.

    Ngexesha lokuzalwa, ungamfamekisa amehlo omdlali kwaye kufuneka achonge omnye umntu, ngelixa unokutshintsha iimpahla.

  • Enyanisweni Iintsimbi zokuzalwa ezipholileyo -Iya kuhlobisa iholide emnandi kwaye engalibalekiyo. Okubangela umdla ngakumbi ngolu suku kuya kulungelelaniswa, ixesha elide liya kuhlala emphefumlweni kungekuphela nje iqhawe lomcimbi, kodwa kunye neendwendwe.

    Ndizakubhala izinto ezimbalwa ezipholileyo:

    • bonakalisa umntu ovuthwe kakhulu
    • bonakalisa isilwanyana esityunjwe ngumntu;
    • ukubonisa inqwelo moya ebhabha kwaye ubaleke endlwini izihlandlo ezininzi;
    • khwaza izihlandlo ezili-10 usuka kwi-balcony ibinzana elithethwe ngumntu.
  • Ukuqala, masithi (mhlawumbi ayinguye wonke umntu owaziyo) ukuba yintoni kanye kanye iiphantom / iiphants.

    Amagama ambalwa malunga noku (ungakuqokelela njani ukuphulukana ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo):

    Ke, nantsi eminye, ngombono wam, izinto ezihlekisayo ezihle nezihlekisayo zomhla wokuzalwa:

    Unokunika lo msebenzi: yitya iidiliya ezimbalwa ezilele kwipleyiti ngaphandle koncedo lwezandla.

    Unokuwabuza nomsebenzi onje: igama linani lamagama (30, 40, njl.njl) ngeleta nganye.

    Ndiyawuthanda lo msebenzi: kufuneka ubhengeze into ethile / nayiphi na imveliso ukuze ithengwe ngomnye weendwendwe.

    Okanye ukukwazi ukuvuma uthando ngaphandle kwamazwi.

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